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James v.

These cards are HILARIOUS! My favorite is "On your mark, get set... go f*ck yourself." They're super high-quality and great for literally any occasion.

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I love these cards so much!! I brought them to a party recently and they were such a hit! My friends love the "I need space" card. I keep a few of them in my purse every time I go to a bar, just in case.

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